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Now here's someone who has most likely never needed to utilize any form of penis enlargement cream, a guy known for his "naturally ample" display of manhood...Mr. John Holmes.

Legend of adult screens, John Holmes was reported to have one of the largest documented penises on record. A fact undisputed...especially by those who happened to have seen his "performances"

I'll admit it though right here and now...although I'd give my eye tooth, my baseball card collection with my Roberto

Clemente rookie card and my autographed pair of underware from the original Bozo the clown to be as large as him ... I'm no Johnny Wad.

Penis enlargement pills

I've tried most of the penis enlargement methods known to man short of attaching myself to a taffy pulling machine and even that has crossed my mind at certain points in time. You name the penis enlargement method and I've probably tried it.

"Here's Johnny"
Then I saw this ad...for a penis enlargement cream product.

Now...I'm not a stupid man nor am I very gullible...

And no, I do not have lollipop written all over my forehead. However, the ad was pretty convincing I must say.

"Experience the maximum size you can be with our scientifically tested, approved and endorsed male enhancement cream. Simply apply the cream twice per day for maximum and quickest size gains."

Of course I'm no idiot....I checked closely for a guarantee.

"If you're not satisifed with the results of this penis enlargement cream, simply contact us for a refund."